To the imp who's currently wrecking havoc on my stomach/ intestines.
Please be advised that it is not a skate park where you can run amuck popping wheelies and loop-d-loops! Nor is it some insane form of Ferris wheel/ Roller Coaster on which you can drop and spin at whim. If you would kindly please leave the premises I would be most obliged. Oh, and could you take your mangy MUTT with YOU, I am tired of it gnawing on me joints!