I have just been mildly repremanded by Munin for my eating ways, or lack thereof. I have been told that I have a habit of eating poorly, not eating very often, etc... I have been told that Munin eats better than I do, because of snacking more continuously.
Which is true, generally I will get by with dinner and snacks. When I am being good I would have two meals and snacks. I generally only have breakfast on the weekend... around 2pm... or whenever I am feeling snacky; breakfast is a great meal.
So sitting here, drinking my coffee and being generally reprimanded for not having any breakfast aspirations beyond Capt Crunch and thinking it is nice to have a three day weekend, I am truly a bad bad person.
Munin, finally gets fed up, and being somewhat on the ragged end of paychecks right now figures out what to have for breakfast/food while staying in and heads off.
I remain sitting here, considering my plight and what to do, and wondering what is so wrong with eating `just' breakfast cereal... which I was told was not a `real' breakfast...
A few moments later she comes back and sits down to enjoy a `real' breakfast... Ben and Jerry's coffee ice cream... with a teaspoon.
"It's breakfast, milk and coffee" -Munin
Truly, my breakfast is cheesed.
[coughhypocritecough]
Still, do love the minx.
Munin ~ "Defend Yourself," he says. Well you see. [long pause] umm.... The truth of the matter is [even longer pause] Yes. Well, you see I had had handfuls of dry Captain Crunch this morning while waiting for Hugin to rise from blissful slumber and could not swallow the idea, if you will, of having any more cereal and thought what could be better then milk. Ice cream has milk and other products that are good for you, like well eggs, yes that's it and umm... [vainly attempts to find other good things about having ice cream for breakfast, fails miserably] I never said that there was anything wrong with having 'Captain Crunch' I like my Captain Crunch for breaky honestly I do, i was just feeling the need for someting a little meatier for breakfast, which explains the ice cream.[sigh] Umm, this isn't going very well. Suffice it to say, that I am not the best when it comes to eating properly, either.
Ha! Minx indeed!?! You Rogue!
Hugin ~ Vindicated!
Posted by hugin at September 2, 2002 01:05 PM