As it would seem that you have not taken into consideration anything that was mentioned in the past memo, maybe you'll be kind enough and refrain from doing the following in the near future.
I know that you and your wife are currently trying for another child, and I am truly happy for you, but I honestly do not need to hear the sordid details nor do I want to know that you were 'at it' all weekend long. In the future it would greatly be appreciated if you did not feel the need to share those details with the public at large.
Do not assume that just because I have come upon my thirtieth birthday, as you put it, that I am some wildly ticking time bomb who desperately needs to have a child and thus am desperately looking to get knocked up. Furthermore, women who have reached this age are not aggressive dominatrixes who strap their husbands to the bed so that they may fulfill their biological function.
Please do not make assumptions as to what I may be like way from the office, at home or what I do with my significant other. It is really none of your business what I do outside of the office, and I don't need some loud-mouthed git making grand statements on what he assumes I am like at home, especially a loud mouthed git who has only recently made my acquaintance.
Lastly, do not slap me on my lower back as you are making the above assumptions. We have not reached that level of comfort, you are not one of my buddies and I doubt that I will ever feel comfortable with you.
Thank you.
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Posted by: watch moi at March 17, 2005 06:16 AM