The following are things I really do not need to hear, especially early in the morning before I have had a decent cup of coffee, or pretty much at any point in time during the day.
I do not need to know that you saw a cat get run over on your way to work. I do not want to hear about the gory details of how it happened nor do I want to know that it looks exactly like the cat you possess at home.
I am really not interested in the fact that you fantasize about your wife as you drive into work, so please if you could be so kind as to spare me the sordid details it would make my day a much saner one.
Yes, I know you that you were in the army, but to be quiet honest I am not at all interested in the fact that you can carry a heavy load, know how to load a gun and are ready and willing to shoot someone if the need arises. Thank you ever so much but I really don't need to know that!
And yes most of my clothes are dark, I prefer them that way, I have never been a pink kind of girl and I do not feel that I need to justify the reason as to why they are manly black. And No I shall not be wearing a short skirt and high heels to work anytime soon.
That's all, thank you, please don't come again! Buh-Bye!
Posted by munin at July 25, 2002 10:59 PM