I had a strange dream, and it spawned the following thought combination: Steve Irwin & Mover.
Yes, a new television show in which The Crocodile Hunter tangles with various moving situations.
"Crikey! This old stove is grumpy!"
"I've got to watch my step, one cut from these kitchen utensils and I could bleed out and die!"
"Steve has been moving sofas since he was a kid, you should never try to move a sofa the way he does."
I'm just not well.