Yesteryear

My computer made funny noises at me

Well that's not quite it, Word seems to have activated the help and now I have a little paper clip zipping about the screen. [waves to paper clip] 'Hello little paper clip, who is now scratching it's head. Some days you are useful and point out my errors, other days you help me figure out what I have done wrong and help me unravel the mysteries of Microsoft office. Most days you are just an annoying pest, zooming about on your self made bicycle, distracting me from my thoughts, correcting errors even though I have not requested that you do so, and just making a general nuisance of yourself.' ' I think I shall get rid of you. Maybe one day I will require your services once again but for now..' [boots icon off screen] 'Adios you little nudnick!'