Four exams left and two major projects, ack!!! Say it will be over soon, please! Unfortunately not much time will be had in the next couple of days to be posting good soul wrenching content [Unless of course I go completely loony, crack under the pressure and need a fix to reestablish sanity]. So in the meantime I present you with some filler, graciously acquired from Neurotic Fishbowl. [I have always wanted to rule the world...]
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a scientist. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you will seize control of that Opera House in Sydney. This will cause countless hordes of animal minions (rats, birds, etc.) to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three
Finally, you will unleash your horsemen of the apocalypse, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if we might say.
These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
So what's your evil plan?