Body: "Hello, anyone there? Hello? HELLOOO!!!"
Brain: snarffle, drool "mumble, mumble" snore
Body: "Hey, you! Ya You. The one with the drool running down her cheek, WAKE UP!"
Brain: "Huh?" groggily glances about "Someone call my name?"
Body: Hey birdbrain!
Brain: Stares down a nose
Body: "We got us here a petition." "We the aforementioned refuse to continue to function under these conditions. We are tired of being battered, trod upon, and bashed into counter tops and sinks. We will no longer subject ourselves to having our elbows knocked into bathroom handles, our forehead bonked into mirrors or our nose knocked upon our knee when you sneeze. Until you can start sending the proper signals to the right locations so that we may function in an orderly non-dangerous clumsy manner, we shall refuse to meet with your orders and have henceforth stage a strike. "
Brain: attempts to shake fist at body - nothing happens. "Humph!!! We'll see about this. I command you to get up!!!"
Body: folds arms over chest, refuses to budge, waits patiently until brain complies with demands