Woke up, albeit somewhat reluctantly, dragged me sorry derriere out of bed.
Stumbled to the office, otherwise known as the computer room, booted up computer.
Groped my way to kitchen made coffee though nearly shattered the coffeepot.
Wove my way back to the office and stared groggily at computer screen.
Perused news through squinty eyes.
Got up had a rather brisk shower [chattering teeth] dressed in comfy clothes, grabbed mug of Java headed back to office. Stared at screen for another couple of hours.
Brain numb, headed to TV room to further expand my knowledge. Flipped through endless channels only to discover that there truly is nothing to watch.
Decided that sitting around doing nearly nothing was driving me stir crazy, donned big warm coat went grocery shopping. Bought ingredients for a yummy stew. Waddled back home. Unpacked groceries.
Got a fright as the kitchen light exploded above my head. Lights are not supposed to do that! Must be the shoddy electrical wiring.
Bawled while chopping the onions. Almost added a finger to the stew, as I could not see past the tears. Dropped numerous utensils while prepping the stew.
Slinked back to computer room to stare at the screen some more.
Went on a demanding campaign for attention, to which Hugin, my better half teasingly asked if the campaign was successful [wry smile] My teasing response' well lover...'
Hmmm, how about I leave it as such.