Note to self # 1273

When scuffling in the dark to find bathrobe in the middle of the night so that your bladder can finally find relief and not explode on you as you lay in bed dreaming of weird and odd imaginings, do not shuffle head on into the clothes hanger dryer thingy and graze your index toe removing a layer of skin from its side. This is very painful and rather nasty thing to do to your poor toes your carry your weight about all day long.

Furthermore, once you have finally made it to the bathroom, after having performed the one foot hop of pain, so that you may tend to said injured toe; do not drop the tube of Polysporin on your other foot.

Something tells me that today's going to be a very long day.