As much as I tried to convince Hugin of the fact this morning, doors do not hang by the key.
Sigh. Bye bye lucid thought it was nice knowing you for the while. One more week of this and I shall be trying to convince myself and others that underwear is worn on top of ones clothing, breakables are meant to fall from fingers and walking into doors, desks and partitions is just a means of getting around while remaining upright. Now where did I put my morning reminders?