Dilbert zone.

Yes, please come work for our company. Yes, the work needs to be done ASAP. Yes we have all the tools needed to ensure that the work gets done as quickly and as efficiently as possible. No, we won’t be providing you with all the tools necessary. This would insure efficient productivity on your part and to put it frankly we really aren’t quite sure that would be good for company moral. Asides, we are not sure if we trust you. Who knows what secrets you’ll walk away with we gave you access to the tools that would facilitate your work.

penned @ 4:15 with grumpy enthusiasm in a fit of frustration.
Silly Kniggits. They’re all silly kniggits I say!