Internet Deprivation - DAY 2

2:45 PM.
Subject begins to twitch.
Hand movements are sporadic.
Concentration is almost non-existent.

3:00 PM
Twitching has turned to spasms.
Subject seems to be drooling.
Pupils are dilated and subject is looking about furtively.

3:45 PM
Subject has now taken to humming the songs from Buffy Episode ‘Once More With Feeling’
Eyes are beginning to glaze over and subject is no longer responding to verbal cues.

4:15 PM
Subject is swaying back and forth.
[observer talking louder]
The subject’s eyes have glazed over and the humming has gotten louder.
Mouse hand is spasming in a series of erratic mouse clicks.
A puddle of drool seems to have accumulated in front of the keyboard.
Offers of coffee and sugary food stuff gone unnoticed
[/observer shouting]

4:45 PM
Subject is now gnawing on mouse, mumbling frantically:
I believe the words to be: “Net. Must have net. Gimme back my net. Net. Where’s is my net”

5:00 PM
Subject is now sobbing uncontrollably
[observer murmurs to colleague] Honestly you think they would put the poor girl out of her misery. It’s cruel, and pathetic to see someone so lost and dismal. [/observer conversing with colleague]

5:05 PM
Subject has passed out in pool of own drool.