I am so socially inept today, that it isn’t even funny. Within the span of ten minutes I have managed to maim one boss, by being my usually klutzy self. I speared him in the forearm with a nail as I was bringing my arm back towards myself after making a rather silly point. Two minutes later I managed to offended the other, well not really offended, but one should really learn how to better phrase ones sentence instead of blurting out. ‘Do you use Word a lot?’ To which I got a rather bemused look, with arms gesticulating as if to say, ‘Do you see my office, do you see the mounds of papers around me. What do you think?’
Rock please. Large one. I need to scuttle beneath it and hide.
Posted by munin at Marzo 11, 2003 09:58 AMyou get bonus points for saying "maladroit"
Posted by: bobby g. on Marzo 11, 2003 10:12 AMTis I. The Tiny. Also maladroit. Hooah. =)
You could do what I do, just be enormous. That way when people look at you incredulously you can just crush them with your mighty arms. It works!
"I speared him in the forearm with a nail as I was bringing my arm back towards myself after making a rather silly point."
Ba Dum Dum...
Thank you! Thank you! She'll be here all week. Try the lasagna, I hear it's fabulous! Goodnight Las Vegas!
Elvis has left the building.
Posted by: GeekGrrl on Marzo 11, 2003 12:12 PMwell, at least you have not managed to start a small fire managing to set off the fire extinguishers...
oh, wait, the day's not over yet
That's right, there is no childproof container for Munin.
Danger, coming at ya!
Guard against elbows, forehead, arms, knees, nails, teeth.
Duck and cover.
Posted by: Hugin on Marzo 11, 2003 03:30 PMChildproof container indeed! Humph!
Why don't you just truss me up with cushions? That should keep you safe. Pah!
Wait till you get home mister, I'll show you child proof container!
Posted by: munin on Marzo 11, 2003 07:11 PMTiny, it is so good to 'see' you. it's been ages. *happy squish*
I wish, the being enormous thing just doesn't work for me. I stand just under 5'4" and a half, with heels thank you very much and weigh...[non of yer business ;o) ] So me trying to look all mean and imposing has only ever resulted in people collapsing to floor in a fit of giggles... *sigh*
must work on that. me big. me tough. me crush you like bug.
*thumps chest* cough gasp
Bobby, ooh bonus points! *rubs finger nails on shirt* maladroit. me. rock on!
Okay, so I may have boinked my head a couple of times today. What?!? I'm just a little non compos mentis...unbalanced at the moment.
Geekgrrl, *snort guffaw*
thank you, thank you very much!
low bow, stumbles, crashes into maitre-di, rolls off stage, lands askew in Legolas's lap
Btezra, no...no..not quite yet. ;o)
Posted by: munin on Marzo 11, 2003 07:31 PM