Stuck In the middle with you.

The east sure can party, now it’s up to the west to show that they can too.
As for me, well;

Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain’t right.
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.
Bloggers to the left of me, Bloggers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.